save 'em for a sunny day

Someone put a stack of coasters under a table's umbrella post, because the table was on a hill, it didn't work properly.

Zen Gardening

"That is very well put, but we must cultivate our garden." Candide

I amuse another and they laugh, making a sound. But what is the sound of a person not laughing...?

"Seriously...?"

"...dude, did that just happen?" "Yeah, that just happened."

Pop quiz, hotshot: You're presenting a project in the next few moments and your garment rips open, mentioning your unmentionables. What do you do? What do you do? I offer my friend a stapler and calm reassurance. 

give this girl a hand

Classmate caught with her coat between her legs. Somehow, this made more sense than the coat rack 3ft away.

on the way out

I saw this cart left at the edge of a supermarket parking lot, with ads left inside and watched as two subsequent customers put their trash inside of it.

set apart

How to signal that you don't want something but someone else might? I'm curious what the radius around a trash receptacle is before it stops collecting trash. Is there an acceptable orbit for recyclable/reusables? Outside of the the can-is-full-and-overflowing orbit, I presume.

... and we're gonna litter like it's your birthday

Having a blatant disregard for laws against drinking in public, you think the indiscretion party train would have just kept on rocking', tossing empty cup and bottle to the streets. But finding a semi-sneeaky hiding place for them was to answer the call of the subconscious shape sorter.